Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.
A lion would probably call a Kenyan runner fast food.
My apathy is at an all time whatever.
Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that’s big enough.
My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006.
If I could be a superhero, I’d be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.
When it comes to eating sandwiches, I am the anticrust.
I wondered why everyone said I had “bed hair”, until I looked in the mirror and noticed a tiny mattress on top of my head.