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Before joining Twitter I thought I was stupid. But now I’ve realised I’m not alone.

@impJOKER

Think positive! The glass may be empty but the bar is still open.

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She: I wanna be alone for halloween.

Me: Yes, loans are very scary.

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‘If more than one mouse is mice,
then more than one Spouse is Spice.’