Feeling invisible and unnoticed?
Put in your ear buds and they won’t shut the hell up.
Today, I learned the correct way to abbreviate Assistant Manager in a reply-to-all;
And the way I did it.
Sex at my age is like cooking spaghetti noodles;
At first, it doesn’t seem like much, but any more, and you’re in over your head.
You say “leftover bacon” like I’m supposed to know what that is…
Dear Televised Sports Injury,
We saw it the first time.
Thanks.
Two seats open.
One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in.
The other by a wall outlet.She’ll find love in another man.
Meets girl at bar.
Takes her to Ikea.Quickly learns the difference between one-night stand and one nightstand.