them: I’ll call you, we’ll do coffee
me outwardly: yay
me inwardly: nope
I like how tinder repeats old faces you already swiped left, as though the longer you’re there the more desperate you get and the lower your standards drop until eventually you swipe them right
just wanna disappear into a forest but, like, with modern appliances and Wi-Fi
hello, this is your hindsight talking, that is a very bad idea, don’t do that
kids have such bloody amazing imaginations, and yet when it comes to naming things they’re like this is elfie, my elf
you use, so many commas, I can only read your tweets, like Christopher Walken