If I had a dime for every time my kids called mom I could buy my own island but my kids would still find me.
My kids still haven’t started school yet and I can’t wait to get them out of my house I mean get their education started.
7: Mom can I tell you the longest dream I had?
Me: Why don’t you write it down so I can absorb it? But first tell Dad.
My mom told me I needed to learn how to relax more so I dropped my kids at her house.