If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me.
A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider.
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
Make fun of Kim Kardashian’s name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight up. And slightly to the left.