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@jannable9 : Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page.
How the tables have turned Kate.
@jannable9: People can't drive.
Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights.
What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??
@jannable9: *Food arrives*
*Waits 3 days*
*Slowly takes bite of food*
*Waitress appears from under the table in camouflage*
HOW IS EVERYTHING??
@jannable9: Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
@jannable9: I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
@jannable9: Hey guys! Remember the golden rules this festive season, when shopping in crowded places;
2/Stop for no reason
@jannable9: Made some terrible life choices the last few years.
Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.