Hey Canadians, what’s the plural of ‘moose?’
Mooses?
Mooseses?
Meese?
Meeses?
Moosii?Asking for a friend.
It’s me.
I’m American.
I’m going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like ‘I’m sorry but it’s colder in Canada.”
Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for ‘reindeer related delays.’
Grandma: what’s oversharing?
Me: It’s when you talk about your hemorrhoid surgery on FaceBook.
In Hell, you’re surrounded by people saying ‘suposably’ and ‘irregardless.’
Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, ‘Who’s this?’