If I ever have another kid I’m just gonna name it Audacity since that seems to be the specialty of the humans I make.
My daughter asked me this morning
if this year for Halloween
instead of a mermaid
she could be a wet ghost.Um, a what now?!
This child was talking about a damn JELLYFISH
I asked my son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday…
“A burger cake with ketchup frosting!!”
Meatloaf. He wants meatloaf…
I just released my own fragrance.
Now everyone in the car is pissed off.
What does a robot do during a one night stand?
He nuts and bolts