2020: I’m so glad I stayed home. That coughing guy had COVID and made everyone sick.
2021: I hope that coughing guy doesn’t have COVID that will make me sick.
2022: I hope that coughing guy has COVID but the same variant that I had last month so he won’t make me sick.
What’s a Messi?
If at first you don’t like the beard on your face, don’t worry; it will eventually grow on you.
He has found a brilliant way to automatically keep all the horses warm, fed, and clean.
He’s a stable genius.
The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8.
I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies.
What’s the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?
Year 2142: Meat eaters have died out. Vegans survive.
2143: Everyone is dead b/c the vegans couldn’t tell anyone else that they were vegan.
