My doctor told me if I was 5″ taller I’d be at the ideal weight, so I’m going to try and give that a shot.
When I see someone texting and driving I swerve my car into them and try to run them off the road cause texting and driving is illegal.
If you walk in on a girl giving birth in the bathroom at Applebees, don’t judge her, you’re also eating at Applebees.