WATSON: we found one set of footprints in the driveway
SHERLOCK [smokes pipe]: so God was carrying the suspect
my favorite part about gambling is if you lose money you can just bet again and double the stakes and win your money back! it’s called strategy
my only real opinion on adam levine is that if he inhaled helium his voice would get deeper
going to therapy when I’m having a good mental health day stresses me out because what if the therapist is like you seem fine go home I never wanna see you again
when i got diagnosed with adhd (as an adult) the psychiatrist referred me to some helpful articles and i was like mm not sure you fully understand the situation