I wanted to make my apartment feel more like a hotel, so I charged myself $40 for a cheese plate and watched the second half of Gladiator
I refuse to pay all that money for CrossFit. If I want a man to scream at me in a garage, I can visit my dad
I wanted to do a sexy boudoir photoshoot for my boyfriend, but the radiologist had a totally different agenda
I appreciate that the saleslady informed me I’d be more comfortable in a 36B cup size, but this is a Best Buy & I’m looking for humidifiers.