@jewfacekilla: Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too
@jewfacekilla: "Wow you're one of the nicest old ladies I've ever met!"- me, loudly to a random old lady so my mom can hear
@jewfacekilla: Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime?
Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon.
@jewfacekilla: Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack.
@jewfacekilla: MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out.