My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.
Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?
I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you.
Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at.
I only studied genetics so I would know who to blame.
I’ve been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I’ll be damned if I’m going to tweet something good just because some people have taste.
This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None.
Remember when double entry was an accounting term?
This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?
This day in history. 1914. The first WWI trenches were dug if you don’t count the one my grandfather was already hiding from the officers in
Will no one rid me of this turbulent poodle?
This day in history. 1924. Franz Kafka died after a surrealistically charged life which should have its own adjective. Kafkastic? Kafkable?
I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals.
Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature?
Me: Well, I’ve spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.