The good thing about a seven hour meeting is you can get a full night’s sleep.
If you think my tweets are strange you should hear the squirrel’s side of the conversation.
Why are Diva Cups only for women why can’t I win one.
This day in history. 1810. Sweden declared war on its ally the United Kingdom initiating 2 years of fairly spiteful Christmas card exchanges.
You meander, aberrate, divagate, circumlocute, ramble, drift, veer, swerve, wander, range, stray, rove, deviate, maunder, but I digress.
This day in history. 1999. Eminem’s mother sued him for 10 million dollars acting on behalf of the family swear jar.
I don’t understand why this loan manager won’t get behind my dream of becoming a sugar daddy.
I know things ordinary people don’t know because ordinary people don’t talk to squirrels.
This day in history. 1973. Pablo Picasso died leaving behind his wife, 4 children, and a dog with piano key teeth and a halibut for a tail.
This day in history. 1998. Sonny Bono was killed while skiing at Lake Tahoe nothing to do with him trying to leave Scientology nope nothing.
“Something in the way she doesn’t move” – necrophiliacs
I had a friend named Nigel but after you’ve introduced him a few times the novelty wears off.
I just figured out how to deal with a situation that I was thrown into in 1978.
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
Why isn’t there a squirrel week, Discovery Channel?