@jjhartinger: hubs: why the makeup?
me: we're cooking dinner together.
me: and, I want to look nice when the police arrive.
@jjhartinger: If you're worried that technology will take over remember humans develop technology & we're surprised how hot it is in the summer. Always.
@jjhartinger: War & Peace wasn't written to be downloaded on your iPad, Carol. Tolstoy wrote it for you to carry around and impress people with.
@jjhartinger: Just when I thought I had my life together. I found my missing shoe in the microwave.
@jjhartinger: Hubs: Columbus discovered America not asking for directions so why do I.
Me: He set out for India and went the wrong way.
@jjhartinger: [Commercial for Legos]
Have you ever cursed in front of your kids? Want to?
@jjhartinger: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to spell Wednesday, so I canceled the event.