@jnapsalot

Having friends sounds like a fun idea until they start trying to make plans with you.

@jnapsalot

Guys, if my husband asks any of you, emotional support shoes are a thing ok?

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You never realize how a dirty a song is until you hear a 3 year old sing it.

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Came home to my husband watching ID Channel, dinner cooked and an empty sink.

I have never feared for my life and been simultaneously turned on than I am in this moment.

@jnapsalot

Back before the internet we licked 9 volt batteries for shock value.