Having friends sounds like a fun idea until they start trying to make plans with you.
Guys, if my husband asks any of you, emotional support shoes are a thing ok?
You never realize how a dirty a song is until you hear a 3 year old sing it.
Came home to my husband watching ID Channel, dinner cooked and an empty sink.
I have never feared for my life and been simultaneously turned on than I am in this moment.
Back before the internet we licked 9 volt batteries for shock value.