T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH
my friend’s apartment building burned down so he’s at his parents’ and he still won’t hang out with me. HOW MANY MORE FIRES DO I NEED TO SET
if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out
haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop