*lights a joint*
Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!
“Wow he’s good” -possum at the morgue
Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology
Give a fish a worm, he lives another day
Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around
The opposite of Iceland is water water
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*Baby presses ‘snooze’ to stay in womb extra 10 minutes*
I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy.
PS. i want my $1!
“Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor”- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the ‘Caution: wet floor’ sign