@josePhDhoran

Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology

@josePhDhoran

Give a fish a worm, he lives another day
Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around

@josePhDhoran

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@josePhDhoran

I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy.
PS. i want my $1!

@josePhDhoran

“Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor”- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the ‘Caution: wet floor’ sign