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@jpbrammer : I respect kiwis because they looked around, saw there weren't any mice on their island, and said "fine I'll do it"
@jpbrammer: weird that we call it “ghosting” when literally ghosts whole thing is that they won’t leave
@jpbrammer: I didn’t see myself reflected in media until the 100 goats of mysterious origin appeared and started eating indiscriminately