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“hey! so sorry for the delay on this!”
– me praying for the first time in over a decade

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“One of you will betray me” is such a dramatic thing to say at dinner????

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I’m watching a lot of videos about ancient Rome and one thing that kills me every time is one historical figure getting mad at another and having to sustain that anger for several months as they travel across Italy to confront them

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she wears short skirts, I’m googling the symptoms of gout. she’s cheer captain, and I have gout

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I respect kiwis because they looked around, saw there weren’t any mice on their island, and said “fine I’ll do it”

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weird that we call it “ghosting” when literally ghosts whole thing is that they won’t leave