i’m left-handed but sometimes i like to switch hands and do things with my right hand just to see what it’s like to work like a robot
some people are so convincing that if they say thermodynamics is a flask, I believe
where it all went wrong:
“of course i know where we’re going”
If you want to hide something from me, put it in the fridge. there are several things there celebrating birthday
people who put their finger everywhere: leave my dimples alone
the only organized thing in my life is crime