Maybe, just maybe, passwords wouldn’t be so insecure if we weren’t always asking them to change.
I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty.
If you end calls with telemarketers by saying “OK love you bye,” they put you on their Do Not Call list.
I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
My teen thought it’d be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!
Yesterday I taught my boss to play Angry Birds. Today, she “couldn’t make it in to work.” This is called managing upwards, people.
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That’s where I come in.
Women will never truly be equal as long as they’re smarter than men.
Pretending you’re dead to avoid conversation in the hospital is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works.