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@juliothesquare : The letter Q comes up waaaaay too early in the alphabet. We’re not ready for it where it’s currently placed. It bellongs with fellow avant-garde acts, X, Y and Z, deep in after the mainstream.

@juliothesquare: One of the little birds that used to dress me in the morning just asked for a reference letter and it's like mm don't fully remember you tho

@juliothesquare: I sprained my wrist again furiously writing a check, tearing it from the checkbook and going "I trust this will suffice."