Yes we left some guests inside the park last night. yes we’re going back for them. Calm down
The safest place to sit in the park is actually on the rollercoaster we bought piece by piece on eBay
we baptize all our dinosaurs just in case all that catholic shit turns out to be true
purely hypothetical question, just for fun: what should somebody do if they have to dispose of many human bones?
we’re going out of town in a week if anyone can watch the dinosaurs for us
just had a dinosaur that we didn’t make show up at our front gate
We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the t rex because we don’t know what the other ones are called
some people have asked how long the park is closed when someone is eaten. i mean for the person eaten it’s closed forever haha… but for everyone else no closures
sorry for the inconvenience but the park will be closing for one hour because we accidentally made one of the dinosaurs too big
Please do not try to befriend the velociraptors. Emotionally they take much more than they give