Since they added those little mirrors on the ATM, I now get to see what having insufficient funds looks like on my face.
He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico.
I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery.
Anne Has A Problem
Anne Has A Solution
Anne Has A Will
Anne Hathaway
Excuse me miss, you’re a cat – a man who doesn’t know how to cat call
For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector.