@justsomegirl81

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and the dentist. You should definitely fear the dentist.

@justsomegirl81

I wanna leave you trembling and exhausted.

So, can you help me move on Saturday?

@justsomegirl81

Other mom: We only eat organic, gluten free foods.
This mom: My toddler ate the lint off the rug so now I don’t have to vacuum today.