The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and the dentist. You should definitely fear the dentist.
I hate when I try to shut my phone off and take 13 screenshots instead.
Social media break? Is that when the WiFi is down?!
I wanna leave you trembling and exhausted.
So, can you help me move on Saturday?
Other mom: We only eat organic, gluten free foods.
This mom: My toddler ate the lint off the rug so now I don’t have to vacuum today.