if you’re not in my circle of trust , you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.
I hate starting new relationships . I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.
this november isn’t novembering the way previous novembers, novembered.
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
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