Wife: how’d you get that burn on your arm??
Me (looking fabulous): not from your curling iron
[spelling bee finals]
JUDGE: your word is “asterisk”
KID: can you use it in a sentence?
JUDGE: *adjusts mic* yes
Wife: how’d you get that burn on your arm??
Me (looking fabulous): not from your curling iron
[spelling bee finals]
JUDGE: your word is “asterisk”
KID: can you use it in a sentence?
JUDGE: *adjusts mic* yes