your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
every cat falls into one of the following categories:
• looks like it knows how to use a sword but refuses to teach you
• looks like it just finished eating an éclair
one of my bosses years ago was really into darts and one day she was describing what she liked about the shaft of her favorite brand of darts, monster. then she wanted to show me and I watched, helplessly, as she typed “monster shaft” into the google search bar
my computer is organized exactly like my brain, which is to say that I just found a photo of a baby weasel alone in a folder called “good”
if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body
anti-tattoo people saying “my body’s a temple” like they wouldn’t worship at a temple that had an enormous mural of a tiger fighting a cobra
to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other