@karencreets : Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
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@karencreets: Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not
@karencreets: When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle
@karencreets: I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone