
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you’re gonna drug test me or not
When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle
I should probably never be a mom considering I’d rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone