@karencreets

Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling

@karencreets

Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you’re gonna drug test me or not

@karencreets

When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle

@karencreets

I should probably never be a mom considering I’d rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone