@karencreets
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
@karencreets
@karencreets
Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you’re gonna drug test me or not
@karencreets
When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle
@karencreets
I should probably never be a mom considering I’d rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone