I think it’s funny when parents get actually mad at people for call themselves a dog mom it’s like yeah no duh it’s not the same thing people actually like their dogs
Someone accused me of being a coke addict and I was like oh my gosh thank you for thinking I have money
I need everyone to calm down I broke into this house to pet your dog not steal him
The ending of platonic relationships is way harder because it’s someone looking at your personality alone and being like no thanks
Don’t worry there’s only 60 more days of January
Sure visiting family can be hard but it’s also the most efficient way to explain to your partner why you are the way you are
You call it day drinking I call it very old grape juice in the morning
*me filing for unemployment*
Unemployment office: be sure to call back between 11am-3pm as those are our hours
Me: so you’re only open 4 hours
Unemployment Office: yes any other questions
Me: yes how do I work at the unemployment office