My husband is mad at me because I’m finger quotes “condescending”.
If I don’t see someone on social media for a while I automatically assume the worst… that they’re happy.
How to grab a women’s attention:
1. Be a glass of wine.
It’s so cute how my kids think I’m going to go look for them after I finish counting to ten.
Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
Speed Dating
Tell me something about yourself
I have 3 cats
What do u do for fun
I have 3 cats
What are you most proud about
I have 3
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I cannot breath, walk, or bend over but DAYUM these skinny jeans look good.
When you say married… Do you mean married married… or just married?