Threads is like Adibas trainers or a Bolex watch
My problem with the 15 minute city is what are you supposed to do with the rest of the day?
Decolonizing something is when you remove perfume from it
The aliens only appear to people in the US because they’ve heard so much about its many hummus flavours
My theory is that planet of the apes wasn’t really about apes but people who spent a long time in lockdown without access to a hairdresser
The only thing we know for certain about Macron is that he is 39 years old and even that will probably change next year.
When I travel I just throw my clothes in a suitcase because I know as an Arab they will search me at the airport and fold my clothes neatly.
Say what you like about us Arabs, but at least we don’t go to Africa and start naming lions ‘Ahmad’ and ‘Hassan’.