@kathybotteas

I would explain it to you but I’m all out of puppets and crayons.

@kathybotteas

All my life, I never thought I’d wake up at 6am to go jogging…and I was right.

@kathybotteas

If the emoji I wanna text is not in the “recently used,” you may have to wait 3 days till I find it.

@kathybotteas

You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?

@kathybotteas

Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own.
Now they’re like “That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart.”