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@kathybotteas : I would explain it to you but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.

@kathybotteas: All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...and I was right.

@kathybotteas: If the emoji I wanna text is not in the "recently used," you may have to wait 3 days till I find it.

@kathybotteas: I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate.

@kathybotteas: You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?

@kathybotteas: Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own.
Now they're like "That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."