People just said “go to the gym” they never mentioned that you have to actually do things when you get there I’ve been doing this so wrong.
People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin.
I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like “Oh she’s cool she’s one of us.”
I DON’T WANT YOUR PITY but I’ll take it.
Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, “If I’m alive by then,” and hang up.
Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, “If I’m alive by then,” and hang up.
Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, “If I’m alive by then,” and hang up.