The DaVinci Code but it’s just me trying to unlock the secret to why there are so many crumbs in my toddler’s bed
I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.
My son just called his mom an “interrupting chicken” so I’m real keen to see how this plays out
My wife took our kids to the aquarium the other day and then our 5yo asked me if one weekend I could “take us to outer space”
I asked my 5yo to play a game where we see who can be quiet the longest. After a couple of seconds he whispered “this is boring” and I guess the game is over.
Took my son to his friend’s birthday party yesterday. It was great until we arrived and I realised the party is next weekend.
My 4yo tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Parenting is a delicate balancing act where you need to teach your kids numbers but not well enough that they’re able to tell the time when you send them to bed early
I came back from the grocery store with a bag of fresh vegetables and when my wife asked what I’d bought I said it was a bag full of good intentions
I said to my 5yo that I thought he was going to help mommy with the shopping and he said “well that would be nice but I don’t really want to” so there’s proof that honesty isn’t always the best policy
If you want to go on a wild adventure then just let your kid make up the rules for a board game
If my kids ask, the monster under the bed can only find you if you didn’t brush your teeth
According to my 5yo “food is not okay to eat if it’s been on the floor for 3 hours” so I guess it’s now the 3 hour rule
I asked my kid if he had a good day at kindergarten and he said it was a really good day and his friend fell off a stool. I don’t know if these two facts are related.
People can be dangerous when they have too much power. Giving my 5yo a balloon sword is a perfect example of this.