My 7 month old loves when we read books to her but she loves eating the books even more
I received my 5yo’s report card today. His teachers are impressed with his leadership skills and want him to be the class tidy up captain because he’s so helpful! I’m really proud but also wondering if they’re talking about the right kid.
Spend $250 on your kid playing soccer so they can tell you the only thing they enjoyed is the popsicle at the end of the game
My 5yo woke up early this morning and was playing very quietly because he didn’t want to wake grandpa. I’d never seen anything like it! Apparently all my son needed to play quietly was an adult in the house that he respected.
When the teacher told my 5yo that America was below Canada, my son thought that if you dug a hole deep enough in Canada you’d get to America
My 5yo is demanding I tell him where he lived when mommy and daddy were kids
The 30 mins before I start my kid’s bedtime routine are the longest 3 hours of my day
My son’s kindergarten teacher wanted to chat with me today because my son told his class that his mom died… and came back to life!
When your kid says “I told you I knew how to be good” and you start getting flashbacks of all the times when they didn’t know at all
My 5yo asked me if we could go to someone else’s house because he says we go to our house a lot
I was pretty frustrated when my 5yo kept calling me an “old man” until he clarified that being old meant that I was 20
5: I can count to 90!
Me: Really? Show me!
5: Ok here we go…
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90Me: Nailed it.
I knew my 5yo was growing up too fast when he tried to take his shoes off and said “I don’t like bending down anymore”
I took my 4yo to the playground for the first time in months and based on what I’m seeing I think they’re teaching parkour in kindergarten these days
Being a parent is having your kid say “I went to school today and I didn’t even lose my donkey” and you know exactly what they mean