What I said: Brush your teeth.
What my 4yo heard: Use the toothbrush to clean the bathroom floor.
What I said: Brush your teeth!
What my 4yo heard: Chew on your toothbrush so I have to buy you a new one every week.
My 4yo is now doing the “I definitely don’t need to go to the toilet” dance
You know you’re an adult when you’ve injured yourself sleeping
I cleaned up my son’s playroom today and it’s so clean now that I’m not sure I want him playing in there anymore