“It’s about coming of age in an insane asylum built on a space station designed like a haunted castle theme park, while a rival galaxy leader time travels to learn ghost battle techniques, and a rogue viral plagued prison planet is pinballing towards Earth.” ~me pitching a novel
Today, after my mom got vaccinated, she insisted on 8 gallons of pistachio ice cream. Who’s the kid now?
Person on another social media site described themselves as an “unobservant atheist” and I had to sit down in my rocker and let my addled brain try to puzzle that one out.
Well, this explains it:
Someone called me an “alarmist old lady,” when Boomer Doomer was right there.
How do horror writers compete with current events?
Whoever came up with *gobsmacked* should name all of our emotional responses.
No, Twitter trending topics, I don’t want to hear about double mutant ninja COVID.
What’s the weirdest thing your co-workers believed?
Me: Co-worker thought H2O meant hot water and CO2 meant cold water
J: Co-worker thought they taught a real lizard to talk in the GEICO commercials
Hallmark: please make modern cards, like “Sorry you got your joke explained to you.”
The worst part about being humble is that you can’t brag about it.
Wait. We’re now saying *yesty* for *yesterday*? Who decides these things?
Who decided that we have to get stuff done every day?
Exercised.
Burned 94 calories.
Exercise made me hungry.
Ate 940 calories.
A good way to meet all of your neighbors at once is to take the trash out, in your pajamas.
