Why are the produce aisles empty but the booze aisles fully stocked? I guess I鈥檓 in luck!
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I think Australians should have to go 3 rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.
There’s nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it’s only lettuce 馃檨
The worst thing about admitting you’re an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.
It’s simple …..when life throws you assholes..rip them a new one.