Why are the produce aisles empty but the booze aisles fully stocked? I guess I’m in luck!
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I think Australians should have to go 3 rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.
There’s nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it’s only lettuce 🙁
The worst thing about admitting you’re an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.
It’s simple …..when life throws you assholes..rip them a new one.