Such a beautiful day I chose to walk instead of the bus. Job interview can start without me.
I used to think popcorn poppers were only good for making popcorn. How right I was!
I see no reason these two should not be wed, but I do like to make things about me.
Secret admirer got a raise! Finally, decent chocolates.
Ah. I see you moved your horsey piece to that other square. Intriguing gambit.
Chiropractor says just a few more visits and he can pay off his jet ski.
Calling them “tricks” undermines everything I’m trying to do with the yo-yo.
Welcome home! How was your trip? Do you want to hear the good news about your plants or the bad news about your cat?
Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.
‘Bring your child to work day’ discriminates against those of us who choose not to have a job.
Free on bail. Time to pay some meddling kids a visit.
Let us remember him by his own last words: “Homemade jetpack, don’t fail me now.”
After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.
If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.
Now this is my first time cooking poisonous blowfish, so go easy on me.