Free on bail. Time to pay some meddling kids a visit.
Let us remember him by his own last words: “Homemade jetpack, don’t fail me now.”
After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.
If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.
Now this is my first time cooking poisonous blowfish, so go easy on me.
My hypnotist is not a quack. I have never googled my hypnotist. My hypnotist has not stolen from me.
Drive like no one is watching.
Waitress shouted after me for not paying and like an idiot I said, “you too!”
[single drop of rain falls on ground]
Person Who Knows the Word “Petrichor”: I love the smell of petrichor.
By the third month of my sentence, I’d whittled a lifelike gun from a bar of soap and covered it in shoe polish. That’s how bored I was.
I’m not coming down from this tree until the mayor agrees to save this park from demolition or sends a really tall ladder up here, maybe places some mattresses around the base.
House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew Rob kept a diary.
Cult pretty laid back about my leaving.
Was voted “Most Needy” in my high school yearbook. Practically had to beg them for it.
1 in 5 mammals is a bat. Re-examine everything you think you know about your “loved ones.”