In the original fairy tale Goldilocks also reads all their diaries.
You’d think people would be more understanding it’s my first day as a tattoo artist.
Ordered our meals entirely in French, impressing my date and baffling the Applebee’s server.
Imagine there was a moment before Red Riding Hood arrived where the wolf in nightdress and sleeping hat asked himself what the hell he was doing.
“Pyromaniac” puts it strongly. I enjoy starting fires. It’s not my whole deal.
True, making your own beer can be costly and time consuming, but the finished product is just awful.
Can’t party the way I used to. Two rounds of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and I’m spent.
My self help-seminar, “Stop Blaming Others” canceled due to my incompetent staff.
I confess, when I asked you to put your feet in this bucket of wet cement, I had an ulterior motive.