Realizing im one of those people who peaked in high school because that was the last time an authority figure accused me of being a witch
My parents ruined my childhood by not moving to a small town with a dark secret that i could uncover with a group of misfits
(meeting the queen without knowing who she is)
Well, aren’t you a fancy little lady! Is today your birthday?
I’m glad Mr Peanut is dead. For years he flaunted his lavish lifestyle while billions of peanuts lived in dirt only to be ground into (admittedly tasty) peanut butter
Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!