Thank God there are no Bible verses shorter than 140 characters.
I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD
I’m gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer’s
Sites that are selling my tweets for money.1. Twitter2. FavStar3. Funny Tweeter <3 you guys!
[12 doctors in a meeting] alright. which one of you idiots leaked the 1 weird tip to lose weight that doctors wont tell you. IDIOTS!
A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says “youre going to hell”. The bum yells “Damn, Im on the wrong bus” ! 😀
WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half.
Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him… Like his hairy behind and his wife.
Whats the point of calling it “secret Santa”? Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing!