This kid is going places
Rambo Rambow
I can’t lose weight, that’s where all my fattitude is
I heard a girl telling people that when you cook French toast, you’re supposed toast the bread first and we can’t just be letting people go around spreading this kind of hateful misinformation
When I was young I really thought that people in their 40s were old and now that I’m in my 40s I can say that I was right
So, hey, the restraining order just expired, wanted you to know
I am woman, watch me fit 94 bottles of shampoo and 15 different body washes on my shower ledge
Don’t tell me what to do
I’d really like for my friends to host an intervention for me, there’s nothing wrong or anything, I just think it would be cool to see everyone
Is it just me or does this cat look like someone’s grandpa
The dark side of Canada
I’d like to wish a very happy 5th birthday to the jar of salsa in my fridge
Who needs human contact when you can just cuddle a pile of clothes fresh out of the dryer
Pretty convinced that my left eyebrow and my right eyebrow belong to two different people with very different lifestyles
Don’t give up on your dreams, if cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles then you too can be anything you want