*Wins Lifetime ACheeseMent Award
Me: Oh my Gouda, I can’t Brie-lieve this…
If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles then you too can be anything you want.
Friend: I like your blush
Me: Thanks, it’s called Panic Attack
*me trying not to be awkward when I meet new people
Them: Hi, it’s really nice to meet you
Me: Yeah, thanks, my dress has pockets
Squirrels are just hobos with fancy fur coats.
I thought I saw a spider on the floor…Turns out it was a paper clip.
It’s dead now.
No need to panic.
Still the best thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet.
