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@ktmcburr : Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?

@ktmcburr: I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What.

@ktmcburr: "Omg there's a picture of him blowing smoke out of his mouth. I must bang him this instant"- no one, ever.

@ktmcburr: I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

@ktmcburr: This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers.